Name: Ross

Occupation:  Television programmer/Coroner's assistant

Sign: You want a mouth full of Scor-pay-oh

What I am trying to figure out:   How is it that everyone on this site has a  picture of themselves with a members from the Black Crowes and I don't

What I don't want to figure out:  Madonna's British accent (even though she  was born and raised in Detroit)

What I want to be when I grow up: sweat wiper-upper for the Black Crowes during their concert - don't want sweat to hinder concentration, ya know

What I don't want to be:  The subject matter of a coroner's worksheet